Mozhno-mozhno. Toka ya ne umeu v 10 strochkah. Poluchite kak umeu! - Desman , 28.05.2001 17:33 MSK
хммм...
нужно было организовать группу,
что завалить архистрашного моба,
который выкрал у Tisa the alchemist какой-то box.

вопрос:
Э, мужики, а чё мы тута ищем-то, а-а?
ответ:
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Tisa the alchemist says
'I have been robbed.'
'One of my greatest treasures has been taken from my shop.'
'It was taken by the evil mage Varlxor.'
'as he left my shop, I saw him fly off into the sky on a rather large dragon.'
'This dragon was very different looking then most dragons. '
'the dragon had a glow of soft silvery light outlining her recumbant form.'
'Her silver scales glowed with health and her swiftly moving tail moves with the agility of a cat.'
'I heard Varlxor tell the dragon to head home to where she lives. '
'please return this box to me and I will reward you with some nice gifts.'
'Go now and find Varlxor! Kill him! And return my box!'

*******
и поехали мы на Island!
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вот группа:
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Your group consists of:
Strider [Lvl 40 Hp 645 Mana 60] (Fearless Leader)
Bard [Lvl 40 Hp 961 Mana 76] ---
Lexxx [Lvl 40 Hp 911 Mana 4] Varlxor
Juan [Lvl 40 Hp 822 Mana 22] Juan Style!
Aziz [Lvl 40 Hp 871 Mana 22] ---
Blackmore [Lvl 40 Hp 732 Mana 5] (Absent)
Jensen [Lvl 40 Hp -274 Mana 90] ---
Bardak [Lvl 38 Hp 542 Mana 8] (Absent)
Linsey [Lvl 40 Hp 534 Mana 61] ---
Heury [Lvl 40 Hp 434 Mana 55] ---
Kien [Lvl 37 Hp 187 Mana 34] Don't let me die
Pixie [Lvl 40 Hp 544 Mana 47] > :)-~
Hen [Lvl 40 Hp 620 Mana 78] cannon foder
Taran [Lvl 36 Hp 589 Mana 60] ---
Gul [Lvl 40 Hp 839 Mana 50] ---
Ker [Lvl 39 Hp 770 Mana 25] ...
Desman [Lvl 15 Hp 106 Mana 41] ---
Zoose [Lvl 40 Hp 633 Mana 73] ---
Flesh [Lvl 24 Hp 47 Mana 146] ---
Malek [Lvl 40 Hp 1 Mana 46] (Absent)
Araceli [Lvl 40 Hp 172 Mana 54] ---
Mush [Lvl 40 Hp 671 Mana 68] (Absent)
Elifrim [Lvl 36 Hp 459 Mana 41] ---
Choong [Lvl 36 Hp 528 Mana 97] ---
Melonie [Lvl 35 Hp 362 Mana 194] 362 402
Tia [Lvl 8 Hp 11 Mana 65] (Absent)

мобом были:
...
The Grinning Devil is here, fighting Strider
The Grinning Devil glows with a bright light!
The wise old Varlxor is resting here.
The wise old Varlxor glows with a bright light!
The wise old Varlxor is surrounded by a green sphere!
The Dragon of the Moon is resting here.
The Dragon of the Moon glows with a bright light!
The Dragon of the Moon is surrounded by a brightly glowing green sphere!
...

Вот таким был Devil
...
Pixie utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Winds of flame pour from Pixie's hands, incinerating the Grinning Devil.
The Grinning Devil is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 9082 experience points as your share.

вот таким был дракоша
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Juan utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Winds of flame pour from Juan's hands, incinerating the Dragon of the Moon.
The Dragon of the Moon is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 17769 experience points as your share.
Your blood freezes as you hear the Dragon of the Moon's death cry.

Pixie gets gold coins from the corpse of the Dragon of the Moon that's on the ground.
Pixie splits 69239 coins. Your share is 2663 coins.
Flesh stops using a small figurine.

а вот и Varlxor:
...
Strider utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Winds of flame pour from Strider's hands, incinerating The wise old Varlxor.
The wise old Varlxor is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 184526 experience points as your share.
Your blood freezes as you hear The wise old Varlxor's death cry.

Ker gets gold coins from the corpse of The wise old Varlxor that's on the ground.
Ker splits 999999999 coins. Your share is 38461538 coins.

а вот хе-хе!!!
с такими речами мы ждали лодку до BH:
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Ker gossips-- 'dang mage loaded 99mil coins'
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Strider -- ' why can't people keep there mouths closed'

судить о том как они месили не хочу...
ну, помер три раза... все три раза рэйзнули без шока..

а потом:
Blaster -- ' wait till you hear what Tisa needs with the box for gold though'
Lexxx -- ' XXX ' -- hey, wer're not done yet people'

Heury -- ' some inflations are expected, i'm afraid :)'

Strider -- ' basically give me all your gold now :)'

Malek -- ' - < ~Falcon~ > - strider is fuuny'

Strider -- ' shrug..she'll prob ask for 100mil gold'
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Mush -- ' Tisa needs a young Virgin sacrifice, i suggest we give 'em Brad'
...
тут куча предложении свалить с деньгами *smile*
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Strider -- ' well we gotta get back to her'
Lexxx -- ' XXX ' -- not done till we talk to tisa'
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Pixie -- ' so we all give how much to Strider?'
Choong -- ' its 1 billion in coins split by 26 ppl'
Strider -- ' all stop talking now '
...
дождались кораблика и!
You board the ship.
Spirit of Bal Harbor
Exits:
A very important SIGN has been posted on the main deck.
Taran . is standing here.
Lexxx looks like lovely lunar lightning lover lynn is standing here.
Lexxx glows with a bright light!
Lexxx is surrounded by a translucent green sphere!
Hen power corrupts, I have no problem with that is standing here.
Bardak HA TAHKE is standing here.
Choong the Cycler, WTB WS Brooch [student] is standing here.
Heury shrugs is standing here.
Blackmore is still very afk is standing here. [2]
Melonie loves Elifrim is standing here.
Linsey ... is standing here. [5]
Linsey is surrounded by a green sphere!
Ker .I$$land. -+- ghouls.keepers.alchemist.mam. is standing here.
Bard ! is standing here.
Bard glows with a bright light!
Araceli let the lobsters out! is standing here.
Jensen < ~KNIGHTS~ > Kai Loves Libra's :-) is standing here.
Strider {GAIDIN} basically afk is standing here.
Strider glows with a bright light!
The wise old mage, Varlxor, is seeking out someone to kill.
The wise old Varlxor glows with a bright light!

и пошла сеча...

в середине боя эта сволочь замутила вот такую чертовню:

The wise old Varlxor gestures and utters some strange sounds!
A glowing red orb appears in The wise old Varlxor's hands and explodes violently!
The wise old Varlxor gestures dramatically, and Strider is roasted in a burning wind.
The wise old Varlxor gestures dramatically, and Jensen is roasted in a burning wind.
The wise old Varlxor gestures dramatically, and Araceli is roasted in a burning wind.
The wise old Varlxor gestures dramatically, and Bard is roasted in a burning wind.
The wise old Varlxor gestures dramatically, and Ker is roasted in a burning wind.
Linsey's spell shield absorbs the damage!
The wise old Varlxor gestures dramatically, and Melonie is roasted in a burning wind.
The wise old Varlxor gestures dramatically, and Blackmore is roasted in a burning wind.
A mirror image of Blackmore wavers from existence!
The wise old Varlxor gestures dramatically, and Heury is roasted in a burning wind.
The wise old Varlxor gestures dramatically, and Bardak is roasted in a burning wind.
The wise old Varlxor gestures dramatically, and Hen is roasted in a burning wind.
Lexxx's spell shield absorbs the damage!
The wise old Varlxor gestures dramatically, and Taran is roasted in a burning wind.
Pixie -- ' The wise old Varlxor:QUITE A FEW WOUNDS--- > 26%-50% RIP'

отчего я сразу скопытился, рэйзнули меня буквально через два раунда...

еще несколько раундов боя и!

Lexxx misses a kick at The wise old Varlxor's groin.
...
The wise old Varlxor says 'I will return!'
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Pixie -- ' The wise old Varlxor:BIG NASTY--- > 51%-70% RIP'
...
The wise old Varlxor misses Lexxx with his claw.
The wise old Varlxor viciously massacres Malek with his claw.
Malek is dead! R.I.P.
The wise old Varlxor misses Lexxx with his claw.
The wise old Varlxor viciously massacres Pixie with his crush.
Pixie is dead! R.I.P.
...
Lexxx wipes his boots in the face of The wise old Varlxor.
Someone disintegrates The wise old Varlxor.
...
ВСЁ!
...

так мы выглядели чуть погодя, но все ще на лодке:
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Your group consists of:
Strider [Lvl 40 Hp 713 Mana 139] (Fearless Leader)
Bard [Lvl 40 Hp 53 Mana 60] (Absent)
Lexxx [Lvl 40 Hp 864 Mana 86] Varlxor
Juan [Lvl 40 Hp 23 Mana 67] Juan Style!
Malek [Lvl 40 Hp 34 Mana 71] ---
Blackmore [Lvl 40 Hp 25 Mana 83] ---
Pixie [Lvl 40 Hp 9 Mana 91] > :)-~
Taran [Lvl 36 Hp 31 Mana 45] ---
Aziz [Lvl 40 Hp 258 Mana 83] ---
Jensen [Lvl 40 Hp 482 Mana 80] ---
Gul [Lvl 40 Hp 518 Mana 48] ---
Linsey [Lvl 40 Hp 519 Mana 51] ---
Hen [Lvl 40 Hp 1 Mana 43] ---
Bardak [Lvl 38 Hp -94 Mana 116] ---
Elifrim [Lvl 36 Hp 484 Mana 50] (Absent)
Choong [Lvl 36 Hp -110 Mana 60] ---
Zoose [Lvl 40 Hp 630 Mana 72] ---
Heury [Lvl 40 Hp 496 Mana 47] ---
Desman [Lvl 15 Hp 244 Mana 25] ---
Mush [Lvl 40 Hp -63 Mana 44] ---
Melonie [Lvl 35 Hp -240 Mana 23] 362 402
Kien [Lvl 37 Hp -72 Mana 29] Don't let me die
Flesh [Lvl 24 Hp -70 Mana 69] ---
Blaster [Lvl 44 Hp 791 Mana 423] (Absent)
Ker [Lvl 39 Hp 445 Mana 19] ---
Tia [Lvl 8 Hp 108 Mana 164] ---

началось самое неприятное Ж)
отбирали заработанные деньги :)

Blaster -- ' everyone will have to give strider 35mil gold'
...
< 244hp 25ma 173mv >
Jensen -- ' i sugges we get organized then give gold'

< 244hp 25ma 173mv >
Strider -- ' all get to w gate'
...
Strider -- ' get to w gate'
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Mush -- ' give it to tisa then kill 'em :P'
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Strider -- ' ok..here's the deal'
Strider -- ' i'm starting at top of group'
Strider -- ' give me 35mil gold..then move'
Strider -- ' bard first'
и т.д.
< 244hp 37ma 173mv >
Strider -- ' give me 35mil gold'
< 244hp 37ma 173mv >
Pixie -- ' tisa needs 95mil... so y are we giving 35mil?'
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Zoose -- ' =Z= nothing to understand... just do what leader says... :)'
Linsey -- ' * Amen, Zoose ... :)'
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Lexxx -- ' XXX ' -- need 950mil'
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< 244hp 40ma 173mv >
give 35000000 coins strider
Ok.
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You grouptell: ' am i right, Strider?'
Strider -- ' go des'
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Strider -- ' hmm..missin a few hundred mil'
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Tisa the alchemist - In the Meditation Chamber
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а дальше Вы вроде бы знаете :)
что раздавали тоже я написал Ж)

Удачи!

Any questions?
   был Quest :) - Desman , 28.05.2001 09:09 MSK