kick cat
An alley cat hates your Guts!
Your kick at an alley cat's kidneys made him die.
An alley cat is dead! R.I.P.
Total exp for kill is 137.
save
Your blood freezes as you hear an alley cat's death cry.
get corpse
< 1002hp 304ma 112mv > You pick up the corpse of an alley cat.
...
You drop the corpse of an alley cat.
< 1002hp 304ma 112mv > You get a leather cat collar from the corpse of an alley cat that's on the ground.
< 1002hp 304ma 112mv > You now worship Krom.
You sacrifice the corpse to Krom.
Уммм... Я думаю Krom был доволен жертвоприношением!
Перейдем к философии...
Действительно, ну нахрена вам статс? Вааще не надо роллится - какие дали, стакими и играй! Надо стаб - дофига str eq, надо ac - дофига dex eq, надо hp - дофига con и hp eq... Ах куча eq надо таскать? Ваульт строить? Ах деньги надо достать, а циклить с такими статс не очень приятно? Так ведь можно позвать на помощь кого-нить! Тащи друга деньги попить! Друг должен помогать другу! Зато потом ты поможешь ему с деньгами! Будешь болтаться как хвостик, а все деньги ему! И ПОЙ поможешь еще сварить! А тут экспы захотелось! Надо чоп-группу делать! Ах, мало времени, некогда напопить спеки, да и спекать никто не идет, 3 человека не супер чоп-эксп :(... Терпи! Ах в это время чоп-групп почти не бывает! Хммм надо искать танка и стабера идти валить элит... Упс у этого hp мало, а у это ac, да и стаб никакой - у них же тоже статс дерьмо. А этот сука, с хорошими статс, соло их всех валит, а помочь не хочет!
Зачем тебе рестринг? Ну зачем тебе eq переименовывать? Выпендрится захотелось? Хммм... А зачем тебе фраги в Doom? Выпендрится? А может это просто игра? И надо относится к этому как игре? Можно написать философию игры в Doom, чем плохо? А еще должна быть философия irc, там люди общаются, там свой мир!
И вообще надо серьезно относится к Слоту, это же общество как-никак! Слот - это не игра, это жизнь! Там и пожрать можно и поспать, мудсекс можно забацать, деньги пОтом зарабатывать, законы соблюдать! Да и вообще Слот это такая жизнь, для тех кому в настоящей мало... Поэтому и относится к слоту надо как к жизни! Пусть все будет как в настоящей! Так ведь оказывается в настоящей куча дерьма и несправедливости... Надо построить коммунизм по слотовски! Во!
Все затрахался я! Еще один ролеплей!
Убей любовь или групповая любовь...
Tranquil Hollow
Exits: North Up
Xylene ain't nuthin but a G thang, baby.. is standing here.
Xylene glows with a bright light!
Sypha AFK (invisible) is standing here.
God says Nietzche says I don't exist... is standing here. (Red Aura)
Gera ~ is standing here.
Janaera ~ (invisible) is standing here. (Red Aura)
Titus http://www.cnt.ru/users/dmi/eqlist.html is standing here.
Erzulie, the Voodoo Loa, Spirit of Love reaches out for a tender embrace.
< 843hp 290ma 179mv > Xylene place a sable gimlet in the back of spirit of love, resulting in some strange noises and some blood!
Xylene place a sable gimlet in the back of spirit of love, resulting in some strange noises and some blood!
< 843hp 290ma 179mv > cast 'firewind' spirit
God utters the words, 'judifgz'
Spirit of love briefly reveals a red aura!
Gera utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Titus utters the words, 'xzb'
Spirit of love is enmeshed in thick webs!
------- > > > > > Spirit of love IS WEBBED < < < < < -------
< 843hp 290ma 179mv > Ok.
Любовь от нас никуда не денется!
Spirit of love hates your Guts!
Spirit of love vanishes in a burning wind.
< 843hp 290ma 180mv > Spirit of love really needs a good bath! Phew!
Мы же еще не кончили! Ээээ... Т.е. Мы только начали! Зачем ей ванна?
Порнуха!!!
< 843hp 290ma 180mv > Xylene pierces spirit of love extremely hard.
You pierce spirit of love very hard.
Spirit of love massacres Xylene to small fragments with her claw.
Любовь зла...
Spirit of love misses you with her claw.
Spirit of love misses you with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her bite.
Она соскучилась по мне... Она кусается и царапается!
Меня это возбуждает :)
Xylene pierces spirit of love extremely hard.
You pierce spirit of love hard.
You pierce spirit of love very hard.
< 843hp 290ma 180mv > cast 'firewind'
Gera utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Titus looks at spirit of love.
< 843hp 290ma 180mv > Xylene utters the words, 'firewind'
Xylene gestures dramatically, and spirit of love is roasted in a burning wind.
Janaera slowly fades into existence.
< 843hp 290ma 180mv > Ok.
Spirit of love vanishes in a burning wind.
Titus utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
< 843hp 290ma 180mv > cast 'firewind'
Xylene massacres spirit of love to small fragments with her pierce.
You pierce spirit of love very hard.
Spirit of love massacres Xylene to small fragments with her claw.
Spirit of love massacres you to small fragments with her claw.
Spirit of love massacres Xylene to small fragments with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her hit.
You miss spirit of love with your pierce.
You miss spirit of love with your pierce.
God utters the words, 'noselacri'
Любовь должна быть слепа!
< 791hp 290ma 180mv > grouptell HP [791\843] damage -52 hp! MA [290]
Xylene utters the words, 'firewind'
Xylene gestures dramatically, and spirit of love is roasted in a burning wind.
< 791hp 290ma 180mv > Sypha utters the words, 'noselacri'
Ok.
Spirit of love vanishes in a burning wind.
Titus utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
< 791hp 290ma 180mv > Xylene utters the words, 'firewind'
Xylene gestures dramatically, and spirit of love is roasted in a burning wind.
< 791hp 290ma 180mv > Sypha looks at spirit of love.
You grouptell: ' HP [791\843] damage -52 hp! MA [290]'
Titus utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
< 791hp 290ma 180mv > Sypha says 'die love die'
< 791hp 290ma 180mv > cast 'firewind'
Xylene pierces spirit of love extremely hard.
You pierce spirit of love very hard.
Spirit of love massacres Xylene to small fragments with her claw.
Spirit of love misses you with her claw.
Spirit of love massacres you to small fragments with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her hit.
Spirit of love massacres you to small fragments with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her bite.
Xylene pierces spirit of love extremely hard.
You miss spirit of love with your pierce.
You miss spirit of love with your pierce.
< 680hp 290ma 180mv > grouptell HP [680\843] damage -111 hp! MA [290]
Ok.
Spirit of love vanishes in a burning wind.
< 680hp 265ma 180mv > Xylene utters the words, 'firewind'
Xylene gestures dramatically, and spirit of love is roasted in a burning wind.
< 680hp 265ma 180mv > Queso gossips-- 'any hex's out there?'
Titus utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
< 680hp 265ma 180mv > Sypha utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!
< 843hp 265ma 180mv > grouptell HP [843\843] healing +163 hp! MA [265]
You grouptell: ' HP [680\843] damage -111 hp! MA [290]'
< 843hp 265ma 180mv > Xylene pierces spirit of love extremely hard.
You pierce spirit of love very hard.
Spirit of love massacres Xylene to small fragments with her claw.
Spirit of love massacres you to small fragments with her claw.
Spirit of love massacres you to small fragments with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her bite.
Xylene pierces spirit of love extremely hard.
You pierce spirit of love hard.
You pierce spirit of love very hard.
God utters the words, 'noselacri'
< 733hp 265ma 180mv > grouptell HP [733\843] damage -110 hp! MA [265]
You grouptell: ' HP [843\843] healing +163 hp! MA [265]'
Xylene bursts into tears.
< 733hp 265ma 180mv > Titus utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
< 733hp 265ma 180mv > You grouptell: ' HP [733\843] damage -110 hp! MA [265]'
< 733hp 265ma 180mv > Xylene utters the words, 'firewind'
Xylene gestures dramatically, and spirit of love is roasted in a burning wind.
< 733hp 265ma 180mv > Tony looks at spirit of love.
< 733hp 265ma 180mv > cast 'firewind'
Titus utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
< 733hp 265ma 180mv > Xylene massacres spirit of love to small fragments with her pierce.
You pierce spirit of love very hard.
Spirit of love massacres Xylene to small fragments with her claw.
Spirit of love massacres you to small fragments with her claw.
Spirit of love massacres you to small fragments with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her hit.
Spirit of love massacres you to small fragments with her bite.
Xylene massacres spirit of love to small fragments with her pierce.
You pierce spirit of love very hard.
You miss spirit of love with your pierce.
Sypha utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
Xylene briefly glows with a blinding light!
< 550hp 265ma 180mv > Xylene utters the words, 'firewind'
Xylene gestures dramatically, and spirit of love is roasted in a burning wind.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Я же сказал, она теперь никуда не денется!
< 550hp 265ma 180mv > Ok.
Spirit of love vanishes in a burning wind.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
< 550hp 240ma 180mv > grouptell HP [550\843] damage -183 hp! MA [240]
Queso gossips-- 'man, my stats blow'
< 550hp 240ma 180mv > Gera utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Tony looks at spirit of love.
Titus utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
< 550hp 240ma 180mv > Xylene looks at spirit of love.
< 550hp 240ma 180mv > You grouptell: ' HP [550\843] damage -183 hp! MA [240]'
< 550hp 240ma 180mv > Sypha utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
Xylene briefly glows with a blinding light!
Tony looks at spirit of love.
< 550hp 240ma 180mv > Xylene massacres spirit of love to small fragments with her pierce.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
You pierce spirit of love hard.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Spirit of love misses Xylene with her claw.
Spirit of love massacres you to small fragments with her claw.
Spirit of love massacres you to small fragments with her hit.
Spirit of love misses you with her hit.
Spirit of love massacres you to small fragments with her bite.
Xylene massacres spirit of love to small fragments with her pierce.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
You pierce spirit of love very hard.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
You miss spirit of love with your pierce.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Вот дура! Куда она? Это же приятно!
< 367hp 240ma 180mv > Xylene utters the words, 'firewind'
Xylene gestures dramatically, and spirit of love is roasted in a burning wind.
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
< 367hp 240ma 180mv > grouptell HP [367\843] damage -183 hp! MA [240]
cast 'firewind'
tick in ten
Gera utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
Titus utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
< 367hp 240ma 180mv > Spirit of love struggles weakly within the pile of sticky webs.
< 367hp 240ma 180mv > You grouptell: ' HP [367\843] damage -183 hp! MA [240]'
< 367hp 240ma 180mv > Ok.
Winds of Flame pour from your hands, killing spirit of love instantly.
Любовь прошла...
Spirit of love is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 1861539 experience points as your share.
save
Your blood freezes as you hear spirit of loves death cry.
Оргазм на 1861539 XP!
Это мой ролеплей! А кто полезет мне мешать - станет ближе к звездам!
| НЕфилософия и ролеплей по Undead'у (almost spam) - Undead , 21.06.2001 20:30 MSK |
