THE DREAM WILL COME TRUE!! - Mislik , 18.09.2003 09:18 MSK | ||
* EURO ENGLISH * EUROPEAN DIRECTIVE The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year plan that would be known as Euro English". In the first year, "S" will replace the soft "C" . Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "C" will be dropped in favour of the letter "K". This should klear up konfusion and musik keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the tiresome "PH" will be replaced with the "F". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the third year publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also al wi agre that the horible mes of the silent "E" in the language is disgrasful, and should be don away with. By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'TH" with "Z" and "W" with "V". During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaning "OU" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evriven vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!! | ||
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