Q How many Toxises does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1 Five. One to hold it in the socket, and four to drink till the room spins.
A2 One. He'll sing till it becomes enough desperate to change itself.
Q How many Blackmores does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Four. One to pop a lightbulb, one to add it to the eq-list, one to grumble about eq being useless nowadays, one to change it.
Q How many Towers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1 Five. One to fix the bug in the code that had caused it to burn out, one to write a proc that'll change lightbulbs automatically, one to fix the bugs in the proc, one to test it upon this particular lightbulb, and one to brag on the crier about how cool he is.
A2 Two, one to code in a new class called lightbulbchanger, and one to brag on the crier about how cool he is.
Q How many Shylas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Just one, she'll stuff a worn softly glowing spellbook into it and be done with it.
Q How many Tonies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A One. He'll ask Tower, thus reducing the problem to an already solved one.
Q How many Shadises does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Seven. One to insult someone, one to go see how someone else does it, one to complain bitterly, one to change the lightbulb, one to smash it up, one to change it again and one to be wiped afterwards.
Q How many Oldies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Got it! What lightbulb?
Q How many Striders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A What? And ruin my avian claw?
Q How many Nexts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A One, he'll hold it in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around him.
Q How many Xylenes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A None, Dug did it already for her.
Q How many Zeras does it take to change a lightbulb?
A None, he doesn't care for lightbulbs that can't regen their light.
Q How many Turbos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Two. One to say 'Energize...', one to change it.
Q How many Danns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1One. He'll charm it and make it change itself.
A2 1/170th of him. It takes only 5 mana to cast a magic lantern.
Q How many Blasters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A One, he'll hold a Change-the-Lightbulb quest.
Q How many Fathermaces does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Two. One to change it, and one to sit in the corner being cool (and afk).
Q How many Hotaras does it take to change a lightbulb?
A One, but that's questionable. After all, bots aren't counted.
Q How many Jakes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A One. He'll say 'Let there be light.'
Q How many Dots does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Usually one. It seldom takes more than one Dot to use a hammer.
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Now where did that chicken go?
Jake: Chicken? I have a whole MUD to run. Why should I care about chickens?
Tower: There was a _bug_ in the code on the other side of the road.
Blaster: It didn't cross the road, for I saw to it *laughs sinisterly*
Zarc: To get away from me. Chickens run away from me, only real men stay.
Oldie: Because it was running from the those relentless avatars that can't appreciate someone's taking care of their equipment. By the way, did you just drop this?
Shyla: To get a spellbook?
Blackmore: It wanted to hide that chicken's feather, held low +100 mv AdT EW HM HC from me, but didn't succeed.
Zera: Because the other side of the road is a good place to REGEN.
Falca: It was mapping the area called the Road.
Rita: It wanted to crash the car, but the car crashed the chicken instead.
Starbreeze: I know a lot of things you can do with feathers...
Tony: Ask the spirit of the crossroads.
Yasik: It was the honorable thing to do!!! :E
Toxis: It was a chick, if you must know, and she crossed the road because we had arranged a date there :)~ *sings Chicken Road*
Goose: Ah, those stray chickens.
Ming: *sarcastically* How do you know that it really crossed the road at all?
Judge: It feared I might check its logs.
Drezbit: Because it had Mush for brains.
Mush: Because its name was Drezbit.
Alana: That's simple, dear. Gardens have plants, yards have tiles, chickens cross roads.
Kai: You all are fools. The chicken's fate was prescribed by the stars, that's why.
